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Moodoïd is a French psychedelic rock band and a musical fusion project spearheaded by Pablo Padovani, the guitarist for Melody's Echo Chamber. The other members are Clémence on bass guitar, Lucie on keyboards and Lucie on drums.
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Maximus was a Roman usurper (409–411) in Hispania. He was declared emperor by the general Gerontius, who might have been his father.
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