{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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St. Bonifatius is a Catholic church in Lorchhausen, part of Lorch, Hesse, Germany. The large church in Gothic revival style was completed in 1879.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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