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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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